Somebody please tell me why this would even look remotely useful...shouldn't this be attached somewhere else on the body? 

Song of the Week

"Stuck in the Middle With You" by Stealer's Wheel

This song has a danceable groove to it. Just a fun song. Of course, for anyone who has seen the movie Reservoir Dogs, the song has taken on a whole new image. If you haven't, watch the movie, and you'll see what I mean.

Stealer's Wheel Lyrics :: Stuck In The Middle With You

And they did what?

I can't believe the NFL actually had the Backstreet Boys as the halftime act at the Pro Bowl. They are so afraid of doing anything remotely interesting anymore for their halftime shows, they have to resort to these 5 cheeseballs. Oh, and lest I forget the Super Bowl, featuring the self-proclaimed world's oldest rock-n-roll band, The Rolling Bones. Is it any surprise that Keith Richards plays a pirate in the new Pirates of the Carribean movie? Is it any surprise that he's still drawing breath? I've seen prunes with better complexions than his. I mean, really, last year at the Super Bowl, they had Paul McCartney...how do you draw in younger viewers with Sir Paul? You decide to draw the 12-16 year old female crowd to watch the Pro Bowl? Somebody please explain this logic to me...